"I gotta keep breathing. Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring."
"1958. It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails. And you have to say. Call it."
"They've done studies you know. Sixty percent of the time it works every time. "
"The fate of the world will now be decided. "
"Ted Nugent called he wants his shirt back."
"How was the Fun-Vee? Next time you ride with me all right?
"You wanna jump out a plane without a chute, be my guest. But forgive me if I don't join you."
" You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lolly pop."
"If I'm gonna die, I want to die comfortable."
"At my signal, unleash hell!"
"If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you."
